Being the good wife that I am I attended an affiliate marketing conference with Techie this last weekend in Vegas.
I reluctantly left our son with Grandma, reluctantly rented a Mustang convertible, reluctantly booked a hotel room with a hot tub, and reluctantly helped my husband pitch his new project to hundreds of other techies for […]

Vegas + Jet Lag + Hangover = too tired to post.
 See you tomorrow, I promise.

I have an amazing knack for doing stupid things and embarrassing myself.  You could call it a gift. Now that I’m a parent I also realize that when you have kids they’re always doing their fair share to humiliate.  Whether you’re embarrassing yourself or letting your kids do it for you it’s important to be able to laugh at yourself. 

I’ve just found out that we have mice in the wall between the living room and the front porch and have completely lost all ability to reason, concentrate, and hold my bladder.  Just the thought of the little suckers in my house scurrying around with their little claws and whiskers makes me want to shower […]

Chibby and I were the way to Techie’s office today when the red SUV next to us merged into our lane (because giant shiny blue mini-vans are hard to spot on perfectly clear days like today) and nearly merged into our van.
My son, seeing nothing but a wall of red coming right at his window […]

I apologize deeply for my lack of bloggyness of late folks but I am a walking petri dish. I came down tonsilaryngitis flumonia at Disney World and have since called in the CDC (just kidding but they did make me wear one of those SARS masks at the doctors office).
My official diagnosis is a […]

I’ve been tagged and it couldn’t have come at a better time. I am currently suffering from tonsilaryngitis flumonia and cannot find my brain in the pile of tissues beside the bed.
Somewhere among the bottles of pills, magazines, and half empty water bottles is my voice, which though lost won’t keep me from posting about these […]

After a long day of flying, car rental, wrong hotel directions, and getting up way too early I had pretty much decided that Chibby and I would spend today at the hotel while Techie did his thing.  This morning with a full night of sleep and full tank of bravery I thought I’d take Chibby to […]

When I left the house this morning I expected chaos.  I expected difficulty checking in for our flight, getting through security, keeping my son quiet on the plane, renting a car, and checking into our hotel.  As is life, I got what I expected and a few things I didn’t. 
Thanks to teething we were all […]

Toddlers are very observant little creatures.  Remember the pile of crap on the porch?  My Craigslist items are selling and people are stopping by the house to claim their items. 
Today one very pregnant mom-to-be came to pick up a sling.  Chibby wandered out onto the porch with us.  He stopped directly in front of the […]