Mar 21
When you’re a toddler there is no difference between smart baby and smart ass.
What’s this Chib?
bear
And what does a bear say?
grrrarrr
Very good. What am I?
mommy
And what does a mommy say?
no, no, no
a bit later:
“You sit (not stand) on the couch! Hey! I’m gonna give you to 3…one…”
two…….he he says eagerly and for the first time.

hehehe, my oldest did that when he was younger. Later he would skip count, he thought it was a game and very proud. I said 1, he said 2, in a stern voice I said 3! he of course yelled 4.