While blow drying my hair the other day, I hear a weird noise coming from the living room area where I’d left Chibby sitting on the couch watching Nemo.  I turn off the dryer and head out into the living room. I peer into the living room and there sits Chibby, perfectly quiet, right where I’d left him.  Okay Mommy’s hearing things.  As I turn back toward the bathroom the kitchen catches my eye.  There it is…the weird noise…a sea of frozen corn spread over the kitchen floor freezer door still hanging wide open. As I kneel on my hands and knees to sweep the corn, Chibby cautiously approaches, looks down at corn-tastrophy and says “uh oh”.    Sticking his sippy cup back in his mouth off he goes back to watch Nemo…..Yesterday afternoon I rocking Chibby to sleep for his nap.  I settle into the rocker and he lays his head on my chest.  A few seconds later his head pops back up, he looks at me exasperated and lays his head back down.  A few more seconds go by and he sits up.  This time as he lays his head back down he takes his two little hands and pushes my boobs up.  Apparently boobs without bras are not sanctioned by the Toddler Nap-time Association as it ruins the squishy pillow-e-ness needed for toddlers to fall asleep.