This week’s Mortified Mama Monday is brought to you by my very embarrasing husband.   After all what are husbands good for other than opening jars, duct taping things that are broken, and mowing lawns?This weekend we took Chibby to the playground.  As he climbed down off the playground equipment he slipped a bit and bumped his bottom on the plastic stairs.  He looked up at his Daddy with that “Am I hurt?” look and my husband just smiled, reached down and rubbed Chibby’s diapered butt and and said “Ooops! Booty shot!” As I made my way back around to the slide to wait for Chib’s next trip down, I heard two other children on the playground equipment talking.  One little boy, about 7 said “Did you hear that guy?  He said booty shot!”  The other little boy snickered and rushed off to whisper with another group of boys.  All the sudden I heard that phrase being whispered all around the playground.I’m not sure what the kids think that it means but I did look it up in the urban dictionary and trust me you don’t want to know what they think it means.  I hope that they just thought it was funny to hear someone say booty but with kids these days you never know.  Needless to say, by the time it circulated back around to the two teen baby sitters at the picnic table I was ready to leave the playground, mortified. Oh think of what the first and second graders are buzzing about today.