While shopping at Target this morning I noticed a fairly good looking young guy looking at me.   I went back to my browsing and looked up again to see the same guy give me the once over with the eyes and then smile.  I thought to myself “Hey ya! Mama’s still got it!” So I walked to the register with a little extra wiggle in my step. 

Tonight as I was tossing my pantyhose in the laundry something dark caught my eye.  As I held up the hose, I could see splatters of mud from the ankles to the knees on the back of both legs.  Sure enough the same mud splatters are all over the heels and on the hem of my skirt. 

Here I was walking around all day looking like I’d been out 4 wheeling.  The smile from earlier suddenly seemed more like a snicker.  Apparently, what Mama’s still got is the incredible talent for embarrassing herself.