I’ve finally awakened from my Easter Candy induced coma and writing Monday’s blog post.  In addition to recovering from a very busy week I’m also working on a new more prettier blog theme.  If you find this page covered in weirdness it’s all part of the process.

Without further ado….

Mortified Mama Thursday:

After a long morning in the car we arrive home and I’m having a silly conversation with my son about the fact that he has naked feet (having removed both his socks and shoes in the car seat). 

Just as my husband pulls the side door of the van open I say to Chibby “are you nekkid?” he wiggles his toes at me and as I get out of the van I see my neighbor’s new roommate.  He’s looking at me like I’m some kind of weirdo.  He heard me say “Are you nekkid?” but didn’t see the hubby or baby.   I make a wonderful first impression. 

It was a close race this week I could have also chosen:

calling everyone at the Easter Dinner table “old” accidentally

or

my son almost whacking a business associate who was at our home for a meeting with a spatula I had given him to chew on.