I’ve just found out that we have mice in the wall between the living room and the front porch and have completely lost all ability to reason, concentrate, and hold my bladder. Just the thought of the little suckers in my house scurrying around with their little claws and whiskers makes me want to shower over and over and keep my baby from playing on a the clean floor in the middle of the room.
I’m a good little housekeeper, which is why I’m not too ashamed of my dust bunnies, because I know mine aren’t as bad as some. Today while Chibby napped, I opted to clean behind and underneath the couch.
Sunday I’ll be serving tasty treats and wouldn’t want anyone to lose their appetite if they catch a glimpse of the filthiness that lurks behind. It’s only been two months since I did this last but I thought I’d take you along. Here’s the list of the finds which will no doubt shock, amaze, and horrify you!
I have a porch full of CRAP. It’s been here a week and I already like it less than my in-laws. It’s making me angry and giving me a blinding headache. I can’t sleep and I can’t concentrate because no matter where I am in the house I can see the peaks of the mountains of CRAP on my porch. It’s making me want to kill my husband and pull out all my hair.
